THE SUICIDE MACHINES War Profiteering is Killing Us All/A Match And Some Gasoline dbl LP + WHATEVER
WHATEVER ($5.00 MYSTERY ITEM(S)), Feeling Adventurous? Want a Surprise?

That’s right friends, for a short time, you order this double LP with the Suicide Machines and you will get a free WHATEVER. Going through our inventory, we noticed we have way too many copies of this Suicide Machines double LP, but word on the street is that this record is nearly out of print with no plans to repress. We sold a bunch of these right off the bat and expected to sell a lot more but for whatever reason, the sales just dropped off and we have around 80 copies on hand. I figured that since the band recently announced some shows, it might be a good time to let people know that we have some of the final copies of this double LP. That and we figured a Whatever Deal would sweeten the deal.

Speaking of Whatever deals, we have just added the following to our next batch of Whatever deals:

• A Portugal the Man “It’s Complicated Being a Wizard” test pressing
• A Saves the Day test pressing for Under the Boards
• A Jealous Sound dbl LP test pressing
• A Slapstick Vinyl Notebook
• A Delicious Vinyl Test Pressing
• A 50 Foot Wave Test Pressing
• A Kevin Seconds/Kepi Ghoulie test pressing
• A Falcon god don’t make no trash test pressing
• A Photograph of the Suburban Home/Vinyl Collective staff
• A Roll of Toilet Paper
• Some Beef Jerkey
• Some Beer
• The usual records, CDs, coozies, and other good stuff we usually send

You don’t have to get a Whatever through the Suicide Machines double LP to get the above items. These items and more will be sent out with all the normal Whatever sales, too.