Cap’n Crunch gives it to DMX

Here’s a little bit of levity to cap an admittedly shitty week, TMZ caught up with rapper DMX on Thursday and learned about his new diet: Cap’n Crunch.

X, who was found guilty for tax evasion earlier this year, recently entered rehab after failing a series of drug-tests while under house-arrest. According to his lawyer, DMX has been enjoying sobriety which resulted in an additional 40 lbs. of body mass.

When asked directly by a TMZ “reporter,” DMX admitted that the Cap’n Crunch was directly responsible for his weight gain.

When asked to comment, a representative for Mr. Crunch told Vinyl Collective that, “Mr. X would do well to remember that snitches get stitches.”

Source: TMZ via Consequence of Sound

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